God and Me Are Sending All Protestors Who Don't Agree with Us to Hell
Good Book: Bad Boy
I fired the bum who forgot to tell me the book was backwards.
"Me and god" against the world.
I took this off one of those damn protestors.
I heard this is a good book. Haven't read it. O'Reilly said it has a good ending."
"Would someone like to start the bidding on this slightly used Bible?"
"I wanted to return this Bible to the church but they wouldn't let me in."
"Read it? Fake news."
"This is what I used to sit on when I was too small to reach the table."
People say, all I gotta do is hold up this bigly book and my followers will believe that I too believe.
What is this and why am i holding it.
It's a very beautiful black book.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
How do I look?
"Hopefully George is looking down right now and saying this is a great thing that's happening for our country,"
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